Stop Judging Me, Health Department
Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 at 1:18 pm by Megan in I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself
I went to the health department today. I filled out all the paperwork and very honestly answered that I didn’t have any steady income. I saw the lady behind the desk give what I totally thought was an accusatory look that said “I know you’re lying and want free health care. Move to Canada, bitch.” [...]
My Almost In-Laws Think My Sex Life is Hilarious
Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 pm by Megan in I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself
I really want to start blogging more and keeping y’all captivated with hilarious stories, inappropriate jokes and a tiny *i.e. microscopic* bit of sex appeal.The only problems are a.) I am a completely boring homebody with no social life and a touch of social anxiety; b.) I always forget the punchlines but try making up [...]
Rebecca Black and Why I Love the Internet
Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 at 12:55 pm by Megan in Entertainment, I should be working, Social Media
I’m such a shitty blogger I waited until Monday to post about Rebecca Black’s “Friday”. It’s not the song that I love so much *even though the acoustic version is an epic win* but its the response from the Internet. This little girl has stirred up hate in absolutely hilarious 140 character bursts, FaceBook punch [...]
Sarah Palin Wasn’t In Tucson, AZ – Our 1st Amendment in Crosshairs
Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 at 11:58 pm by Megan in I just saved the world, I'll probably regret saying this
Okay, so I guess I will join in with the rest of the world on this Arizona tragedy. My two cents are so insignificant compared to the stunning loss our country and that community suffered and these families will continue to suffer for the rest of their lives. My thoughts and deepest sympathies go out [...]
When All Is Said And Done…?
Posted on Dec 27th, 2010 at 3:14 pm by Megan in but seriously, Stuff I probably shouldn't share
Seriously, I am the worst blogger ever. I know all three adoring readers are desperately waiting for yet another tale from the pages of my super insane sex life, some sarcastic piece of wisdom that you’ll forget by dinner, or some otherwise witty antecdote about the hilariously chaotic life of this twenty-something but to be [...]
True Blood vs Twilight – Bill Compton Could Kick Edward’s Ass
Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 at 2:56 pm by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
Vampires have become what superheroes were a few years ago – the ideal fantasy and a wet dream for girls from ages ten to seventy. True Blood is back for its third season and the third Twilight series premiers in Los Angeles tonight. Coincidence? I doubt it. Milk that cash cow, bitches! I have sort [...]
The Force is With Me
Posted on May 26th, 2010 at 4:00 pm by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
I’m almost entirely ashamed to admit this. Promise not to tell? Shhh… I’ve converted to a Stars Wars geek. But it’s not my fault. We are too poor for cable and a friend let us borrow his t.v. and DVD player for the time being. The only DVDs we have? Star Wars, the entire series [...]
Good-bye, Dear Friend.
Posted on May 19th, 2010 at 10:12 pm by Megan in but seriously
I don’t know if anyone’s noticed, but this blog is making some changes. The focus is being lifted from geeky and stuff and is going to focus a little bit more on my life and its beautiful chaos that makes me stop and giggle. I want to share all of those giggles with you. I’m [...]
Bloggers Without Makeup – Learning to Feel Beautiful
Posted on May 14th, 2010 at 8:52 pm by Megan in but seriously, I just saved the world, Social Media
I heard about the whole “women bloggers without makeup” completely on accident. My initial reaction was “wow, that’ll be great….for everybody else.” Don’t get me wrong. The idea of women feeling confident and empowered enough about their insides that they are willing to shed their shields is inspirational, beautiful and all around incredible. But I [...]
Poison Ivy + Private Parts = Sometimes I hate my boyfriend
Posted on May 13th, 2010 at 2:46 pm by Megan in I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself
I am not an outdoorsy type. I have major phobias of snakes, ants, moths, bees, outdoor animals and spiders. Ten minutes in the cold and my lips are blue; ten minutes in the sun and my skin blisters. I’m am so content to work from home, stay indoors and look at the world through the [...]
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