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Virtual Keyboard – A Geek’s Dream

Posted on July 29, 2007 - Filed Under Gadgets | Leave a Comment

What could possibly be sexier to a geek than a glowing red light beaming a virtual keyboard on any flat surface, anywhere! The neon lights alone are enough to send a tingle of sweetness through one’s body, but to have those lights actually be functional as a portable keyboard is just too much [...]

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The Portable Geek

Posted on July 26, 2007 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

We all know how much our geeks love their computers, and how much they love having their gadgets along with them wherever they go. These portable geeks need one more thing to make their lives complete – portable computer applications (that’s software to non-geeks). Portable apps are simply tiny versions of regular apps, [...]

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Be a Simpsons Character

Posted on July 23, 2007 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

Geeks love the Simpsons. Why is that? Aw, who cares why. Some things are better left unexplained. Ever wondered what you or your geekster would look like as a Simpsons character? Wonder no more. Simpsonize Me allows you up upload a photo, have it simpsonized, and create your [...]

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Be a Sneaky Geek

Posted on July 20, 2007 - Filed Under Gear | Leave a Comment

Remember MacGyver? Give that man a paper clip and some chewing gum and he could build a skyscraper while fighting off an army. In essence, MacGyver was the ultimate geek, using whatever he had on hand to do the sneaky things that needed to be done to save the day. What geek [...]

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Rank Your Geekiness

Posted on July 18, 2007 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

Just how geeky are you? Find out now by taking the original Geek Test from The Inner Geek. So, since I checked off “skipped parties to program or repair computers”, what does that mean? Oh never mind, go check for yourself. Everyone needs to know just how geeky they [...]

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Pumped Up Sunflower Seeds – Caffeine added

Posted on July 17, 2007 - Filed Under Food | Leave a Comment

Oh no, nuh-uh, I can’t believe this! Caffeinated, pumped up sunflower seeds! How awesome is that? You can sit there geeking away on your keyboard while pretending to be all healthy because you’re eating “natural” food. Natural? Not quite. These bad boys have been infused (through the shell, [...]

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Relieve Your Geek’s Stress

Posted on July 16, 2007 - Filed Under Accessories | Leave a Comment

Looking for a stress reliever for your overworked geek? Imagine him taking a five-second break after programming his heart out, to grab these sonic rocks. Ooooh, he feels them buzz in his hands! He hears them chirp their little song as they ease the tension out of his body. [...]

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There’s no place like a geek’s home

Posted on July 14, 2007 - Filed Under Clothing | Leave a Comment

Dorothy would never have gotten out of OZ if the Good Witch had told her to repeat “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″. But tell any Geek to repeat that, and he or she would have been tapping those magic shoes together in a heartbeat. If [...]

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Totally Geeky Binary Watch

Posted on July 13, 2007 - Filed Under Gear | Leave a Comment

Could any wristwatch scream GEEK more than a BINARY watch? I sooo have to have one of these babies.
You get to totally impress your non-geek friends by deciphering the LEDs and giving them the correct time. Actually, even non-geeks could figure out the time but, hey, you don’t have to tell [...]

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What is Bytchin.com?

Posted on July 13, 2007 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

Bytchin.com is a site devoted to showcasing the hottest…no…the coolest…no…the BYTCHINest geek gear online. Why are we focusing on geek stuff? Well, in case you haven’t noticed, Geeks are Hot! Bytchin Hot, in fact! And the best way to make sure your geekiness shines for all the world to see is [...]

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