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If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

Posted on Mar 18th, 2009 at 5:52 pm by Megan Bodman in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff

Behind the computer, you are king. Fearless, confident, powerful. You’ve mastered World of Warcraft, can recite every Star Wars Movie backwards, and are fluent in Klingon. What’s not to love? But you go dipping into the population for a Saturday night to get a few drinks or see if there are any women worth desiring and what happens? Rest assured, the following pick-up lines are your ticket to your next geek-gasm. Keep trying them until you find a girl that gets you. Really, do you really want a drunk sorority chick who gets excited by “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven”? Well okay, maybe you do, but that’s not exactly marriage material!

A study done at University of Chicago shows that there is no pick up line guaranteed to work 100% of the time. The same studied showed that a woman is more interested by “Hi, how are you doing?” than “I wish I could rearrange the alphabet so U and I were together.” Yet, pick up lines are still awesome, hilarious, and a great way to break the ice. Here are a few lines that get my modem racing.

Hey, hottie@girl_of_my_dreams.com!
Will you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?
If you think I’m cool now, wait until you see how I handle my light saber.
I really hope you don’t block my *ahem* pop-up window.
Baby, you’ve got me stuck on CAPS-LOCK
I am the master of my domain-name.

I less than three you

I less than 3 you

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
I bet my fiscal stimulus can really get a rise outta your GDP
Let’s have a love like PI, irrational and never ending
I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.
Let’s play mathematician, add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves
Are your pants being entropically unfavorable, or are you just happy to see me?

P.S. Try these pick-up lines at your own risk. I suggest standing more than an arm’s length away, safely out of slapping distance. Some women are so easily offended…psssht!