PROOF: Why Underage Girls Should Never Be Left Alone With Webcams
Posted on May 4th, 2009 at 11:00 am by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
It’s not because we’re sick of “To Catch a Predator”. It’s not because people like Daniel Lesiewicz, who’s now in jail for using spyware to hack webcams and watch teenage girls getting dressed. It’s not even because these girls can be Googled in ten years when they are looking for a job and have all of this footage come back to haunt them. No. It comes down to our society looking like a bunch of morons. And it’s hard to blame the girls, they don’t know better. Parents, tell me what the hell you were thinking when you bought your little princess a webcam? I’ll bet you had no idea that this is what they were planning. So when little Susie locks herself in her bedroom, check YouTube the next day. You’ll probably find something like the ones found below.
Meet hoefashoe007. These two girls, Jordan and Audrey (they also go by Miley and Mandy, depending on the video) are the epitome of class, sophisticated humor, and overall maturity. Watch them hump Pikachu, make fun of Asians and Islam women, and make “your mom” jokes. Their youtube profile declares them to be 21 years old. Maybe combined. I doubt these girls are over fifteen. Thank you for making Americans look like such an intelligent, open-minded culture, girls. Way to do your part:
Next is the “Baby Got Back” Girls. White girl party. Beer pong cups in plain sight. Why not turn on the camera and butcher Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s work of lyrical genius? It’s a logical step, really. As the song gets more and more graphic, the girls get rowdier, from dancing on each other to dancing on mom’s breakfast bar. Wonder how they explained the footprints in the morning?
For this one’ I’d like your opinion….
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Now every single profile that posted one of these videos claimed to be somewhere in the age range of eighteen to twenty-three. If any of them are over sixteen, I will make my own “dance like an idiot” video. It’s in writing, hold me to it.
I believe it was the famous rebel without a cause James Dean who advised “Dance like no one is watching.” James, rest your soul, you are a dick. The girls are dancing, and all of America is now watching. Girls, maybe you need to remember that before submitting that next dance video.
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While I absolutely agree with your general assessment, I am going to disagree with the “Baby Got Back” example. The girls are in an apartment, a small apartment, one with a tiny kitchen, without any visible family portraits on the wall. This is not an apartment from which the parents are absent, this is an apartment of high school graduates, who may or may not be wild, obnoxious, college students. The girls indeed look young but I suspect they’d be more readily mistaken for a group of 20-years old before one might assume they were 14.
So, when might be expect to see that video of yours?
Thank God I’ll never have to deal with another teenager.
Thanks, Mom!
May I suggest that it is not so much the parents nor the kids fault why they are acting the way they are but corporations branding and “creating” that which is the social norm in society.
Check out the documentary Merchants of Cool
And if you have a bit of extra time the 4 parts of century of self. The Corporation is also a great documentary if you want to see what tactics are used by business to propagandize us.
Take care
The poll for the Baby Got Back girls is hilarious! I think Becky wins, no contest. The way she totally got into it when they started chanting for her, and even responded by pulling her shirt up? Yeesh.
I dont know about that jonathan… in the baby got back video Becky has a class of 2009 shirt on. shes most likely not over the age of 18
2nd one alcohol bottle in the background ..looks like jack danies or tequila, if they’re not older than I guess there are bigger issues at hand like underage drinking.
Either way, younger generations are less concerned about their privacy and willingly give it up with no care for their own future, or maybe they just don’t think about it when they post this stuff online.
seriouuslly bitchhh u need chill out on this website these girls are just trynnaa have funn u pruuude!
Becky here for the baby got back video. Jonathons right up there. That was my apartment. there were no footprints to explain. I turn 20 this year so looks like you better get to making that “dance like an idiot” video. My friends and like to have fun. my mother thinks this video is hillarious. so mind your own buisness. Maybe if you had some fun every once and a while you would be such a prude.
and now that i read more about your little website here. I think its just ridiculous. I’m very aware of what is put on the internet about me. My facebook is clean as a whistle, because I am in college and will be starting a career in a few years. Youtube will never come back to haunt me, because there is no personal information on it. & dancing has nothing to do with becoming a stripper. but i’ll take the award with honor. can’t wait to see your video!
yes you are bytchin about these gurls because you are one.:)
have fun once ina while
sumthing you obviously dont know how to do.:)
by the way the name is JOANNA!
get it right.
realistically you began making a good point, but this website will come back to haunt you just as much as those teens videos. The way you began with a point, then turned it into a poll about who would become a stripper is immature and pointless journalism. By that writing I would have to guess your age to be in the teens as well.
First of all miss, you need to get a life. You obviously sit around all day, looking for things to ramble about, which gets you no where. So, you want your opinion heard? Talk to your friends, but just so you know, no one really cares. These videos you found are by people who were just looking for fun. They’re not “Hey, look at us! We’re soooo cool!” videos. JUST FOR FUN. What’s wrong with that?
And, you’re little poll… How irrelevant is that? Pretty immature if you ask me. Clearly none of those girls are going to be strippers, they’re just having some fun.
So, why don’t you quit your bytchin and do something productive with your life. Because I’m pretty sure all those girls in those videos will get further in life than you.
By the way, I agree with pieceofadvice. Also, not only bc Becky is over 16, but because your writing looks/sounds “lyke” teenage writing, I’m waiting to see your video as well. Thanks!
One more thing, Becky is not the one wearing the 2009 shirt. But, people wear shirts that are not theirs all the time. So thanks, captain obvious but your observations are not quite accurate.
Ouch, my feelings are hurt. Really.
(back got back)Well…i happen to be in this video even though i’m not dancing. you need to grow up and get a life. i’m pretty sure just like julie porter said that we are going more places than you are. i’m not in high school so clearly it doesn’t matter what we do with our free time. if we were going to be strippers we aren’t going to post videos on the internet. and we would be actually at a strip club. but we actually did this for enjoyment and if your going to think that we are trash or sluts then you might want to take a look in the mirror, when you point fingers there are three more pointing back at you!! so go fuck yourself. bc we don’t give a shit about you and clearly only you think your cool.
Sighs… Another group of girls defending what sluts they are by telling the guys they don’t like that they’re losers.
haha these girls are 100% right, you really need to chilllllllllll woomannn. it sounds like you gots nothin betta to do. you should go datin or somethin somethin a lil more beneficial to you cause clearly ths wasnt very beneficial hahaha you just kinda made everyone mad
you missed a mile away..all the girls that posted here are right like ppl are saying…and a girl that becomes a stipper dont show off in youtube..there usaully to busy doin other thing like out having fun and leaning to dance and maybe few may be busted some balls..not all bu few.. it happens and those kind of girls that end up strippper dont give a rats ass about computers..they may use them but i dont think they care..i say you made ur self look bad. if you become popular..this poll will fuck you over..i forgot what i was thinking of…
Whoever wrotte this blog is a closed minded idiot, with a personal vendetta against pretty girls, Why?: probably because you have low self esteem and channel you anger towards confident, happy, funny people, grow up and stop victimising people who are out just to have fun.
All these people defending these girls. How sweet. I have to agree that the poll about the stripper thing was pretty lame. None of these girls have what it takes to be strippers, that is one thing that is clearly obvious. Looks like a bunch of girls with WGS (White Girl Syndrome) if you ask me. So they get lucky enough to shake a little something every few beats or so, but that doesn’t make them dancers or stripper quality. As far as the video being in good fun, I only believe that is half true… the other truth to that is usually a bunch of girls striving for attention and confirmation from other people; for the world to look at them and tell them how “pretty” or “hot” their moves are and how great they look when they shake their nearly non-existent asses. OH-EM-GEE! We are like so awesome and we so got this! We can post it on the internet so that everyone else can see us shaking our butts and singing the words to a song we hardly know! Sounds awesome!!!
As for them not thinking it could ever bite them in the ass… I don’t think they are right there either. What if you wanted to be a teacher and a video of you shaking your ass surfaced on the internet? Or some sort of business professional where your reputation is important? How seriously is anyone going to take you knowing that they can find a video of you on youtube or somewhere on the net shaking your ass? Yup. That’s mature. That’s the kind of girl I want on my team. The one who makes their private life public. Most immature people will say in a heartbeat that they are mature only because they feel justified in their actions, not because they actually are.
If you were just having fun, why feel the need to post it? It isn’t like that was fun to see. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. Instead of inviting some boys over and showing off for them, you decided to show off to every man and boy who has ever graced your page. I bet plenty of them put that in their spank bank, although I wouldn’t. Just having fun… so these days it is fun to dance like idiots and post it on the web for all to see.
But the bigger picture here is- why does anyone even care that you did that? Because for girls who have better skills- and looks- it is an atrocity. For guys, they don’t care as long as you shake it a little and show some skin.
Of course guys will defend these girls. They have a dick and ass is their friend.
I personally don’t really care what you ladies do, but don’t run around trying to convince yourselves that it was just all in fun and that there is nothing wrong with posting a video of a group of scantily clad girls shaking their ass is harmless fun. Save that shit for the club- but then again I would be too embarrassed to take that to the club, but it doens’t take much to get a guys attention. WTG ladies. You aren’t really sluts or whores.. you just like to pretend. Well that makes it all better.
Wow, Queen, you worked hard on that, eh?
I appreciate the thoughtful response, and I do really agree with you for the most part. What I don’t get is why some people seem to be taking this so seriously? Instead of getting riled up about the fact that I’m an asshole, let’s talk about the fact that because of this post, the overwhelming majority of traffic to my site comes from people searching for “underage webcam”, “girls that look underage” and a whole host of other ews. Yes, the Internet is full of nastiness, I get it. But I still get icked out that guys get off to girls so young. Maybe these little girls should think about that before hitting “post”.