Posted on May 4th, 2009 at 11:00 am by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
It’s not because we’re sick of “To Catch a Predator”. It’s not because people like Daniel Lesiewicz, who’s now in jail for using spyware to hack webcams and watch teenage girls getting dressed. It’s not even because these girls can be Googled in ten years when they are looking for a job and have all of this footage come back to haunt them. No. It comes down to our society looking like a bunch of morons. And it’s hard to blame the girls, they don’t know better. Parents, tell me what the hell you were thinking when you bought your little princess a webcam? I’ll bet you had no idea that this is what they were planning. So when little Susie locks herself in her bedroom, check YouTube the next day. You’ll probably find something like the ones found below.
Meet hoefashoe007. These two girls, Jordan and Audrey (they also go by Miley and Mandy, depending on the video) are the epitome of class, sophisticated humor, and overall maturity. Watch them hump Pikachu, make fun of Asians and Islam women, and make “your mom” jokes. Their youtube profile declares them to be 21 years old. Maybe combined. I doubt these girls are over fifteen. Thank you for making Americans look like such an intelligent, open-minded culture, girls. Way to do your part:
Next is the “Baby Got Back” Girls. White girl party. Beer pong cups in plain sight. Why not turn on the camera and butcher Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s work of lyrical genius? It’s a logical step, really. As the song gets more and more graphic, the girls get rowdier, from dancing on each other to dancing on mom’s breakfast bar. Wonder how they explained the footprints in the morning?
For this one’ I’d like your opinion….
Now every single profile that posted one of these videos claimed to be somewhere in the age range of eighteen to twenty-three. If any of them are over sixteen, I will make my own “dance like an idiot” video. It’s in writing, hold me to it.
I believe it was the famous rebel without a cause James Dean who advised “Dance like no one is watching.” James, rest your soul, you are a dick. The girls are dancing, and all of America is now watching. Girls, maybe you need to remember that before submitting that next dance video.
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