BREAKING NEWS: Wii Announces Brand New Game
Posted on May 5th, 2009 at 2:06 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
Do Something Productive with Nintendo Wii
Some Assembly Required
My boyfriend is a domestic dud. He enjoys leaving half-eaten plates of food in the bedroom because “it gives the ants something to eat.” He refuses to make the bed because “I’m just going to get back in it.” (Still haven’t been able to dispute that one) Looking at the washing machine to him is the same as looking at a nuclear fission problem. But it was either teach him or do it all myself. I had blind hope and worked with him. He was getting talented. He managed to only forget my jeans couldn’t be washed in hot water once a week instead of every day. Once he learned to turn on the vacuum, I could almost see the carpet beneath the crumbs.
And then we got the Wii. Housework stopped in its tracks. My cries for help couldn’t be heard over the Madden crowd, or the crash of virtual bowling balls. I began to drown in a sea of dirty socks, towels, and sheets. At one point I stood in front of the television and announced I was leaving if the dishes weren’t done in an hour. He asked me if I could move, he couldn’t see around me. Another time, I stole the Wiimotes and hid them in the washing machine. Oblivious to the subtle hint, he searched until he was nearly in tears, moved the dirty clothes off the washing machine and opened it, took out the remote, and put the dirty clothes back on top. But I should have been grateful, I was told, he didn’t leave them on the floor. I was on my own again and left to my own devices to get him to do a damn chore.
Introducing Wii Housework.
Wii Sponge
(some assembly required).
Use your Mii to wash dishes and clean the counters! Press “A” as you squirt soap on messy item and squeeze “B” as you wipe that item clean!
** Notice wrist strap properly fastened.
Wii Laundry
(some assembly required)
Not only is this game tons of fun, it is educational, too! Teach the domestically challenged how to do a proper load of laundry! Use the arrow keys as you direct the spout of laundry detergent into the cup. Press “A” as you lift bottle. Turn on the washing machine and you’ve just learned something and made the world a little cleaner.
And finally, last but not least…
Wii Vacuum
(some assembly required).
Strap on your wrist band and show dirt who’s really boss! Press “1″ as you roll the vacuum forward and “2″ as you step into reverse.
High score unlocks the highly sought after “Happy Girlfriend Mii”!
Continue play to keep the happy girlfriend Mii!!
Thank you, Nintendo for saving my relationship.
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I want one-sign me up!
i love my Nintendo wii, i almost use it everyday because i am a video game addict. love the nice features.:`*
some bowling balls are heavy and i accidentally dropped one on my foot. it is quite painfull,`,
bowling balls are quite dangerous to the hands of a newbie and untrained bowling player”.