Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter Break Down : Bytchin

Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter Break Down

Posted on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 2:15 pm by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff

A little less than a week ago, I was listening to “On Air With Ryan Seacrest”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Anyway, I was tuning in and out fairly mindlessly to crappy music and silly faux-celeb reports until I hear Dr. Drew’s and Lindsay Lohan’s names come up.

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For some reason, Lindsay Lohan has always been my favorite little train wreck. She seemed like a sweet girl up until her post-Mean Girl, pre-FireCrotch days. Ever since then I’ve been unable to tear my eyes away from the vicious car accident that is her self-destruction. Sweetheart, we love you. Put the cocaine and vodka down, grow your boobs back, and keep making crappy movies that we only pay to see you in anyway.
Let me step off my soap box and go back to the story at hand. Ryan was talking about a quote Dr. Drew made that got him in a whole bunch of hot water.

“When I was asked as a father, if I were in Michael Lohan’s position, what would I do to help my daughter, I am clear that I would go to any lengths to get her to and retain her in treatment. Bringing legal consequences to bear is often the only alternative. It would kill me but I would do it. Perhaps I surrendered my equanimity to a flight of journalistic excess by even suggesting that he plant drugs. But if I was in his position and I knew she was addicted (which I personally do not) and all else had failed, I suspect I would contemplate even this as a last resort.”

Read more of the quote here and form your own opinions about it.

Got it, Dr. P. Put her in jail, detox her behind bars and hopefully she grows a pair of big girl panties while she’s in there. Understandable, but that wasn’t what stayed in my mind as Seacrest continued rambling. Ryan went on to say something along the lines of “Don’t tell Papa Lohan, he’ll be staging this one as his next publicity stunt” and the only thing I could think is “how sad”.

And today’s pitiful update. Right now, as we speak, Ms. Lohan is airing her dirty laundry for the world to see on her Twitter page. Daddy Lohan brought the cops to her apartment where Lindsay, little sister and best friend were crashed. And Lindsay is freaking out. You can’t make this shit up!

Don’t know why or how, yet, why the 5-0 is there or what’s going to happen. I’m sure though, Lindsay will keep us posted (if she can stop picking battles with everyone that’s calling this charade for what it is – insanity).

I’m nowhere near as interesting, but you can follow me at http://twitter.com/MBodman88

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