Boobquake – A Scientific Photo Essay
Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 at 3:43 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Social Media
If you haven’t heard about it already, today is Boobquake day. This future national holiday is in response to an Iranian cleric’s uber intelligent statement that showing boobies will lead to natural disasters. He made his thoughts clear that skanks “lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.”
To fight back and express a stunning display of Spice Girls-esque girl power, Purdue senior Jennifer McCreight initiated the ‘Boobquake’ movement. Women all over the world are encouraged to show even more skin than normal to prove once and for all that boobies do not equal earthquakes.
I’m sure that this historic day will go down in the books on the same page as women getting the right to vote. Or maybe it’ll be in the next chapter. Or the sequel book that no one reads because sequels usually suck. So yeah, this day is sort of important.
My involvement has nothing to do with women’s rights or any of that good stuff. Not that I’m not all about women having rights. Like the right to make sandwiches. That’s an important one because sandwiches provide the nourishment that keeps our world turning. Your welcome, men. I’m getting involved with Boobquake because I rarely pass up chances to inappropriately show off boobs. So enjoy my contribution to this super political movement. You may want to duct tape some stuff down, just in case the ground starts shaking. That Iranian guy seems like a real dick, but you never know and really, what’s the harm in being too careful? Plus, I’m contributing to science and that just makes me feel smart.
If boobquake was Tyra Banks and had a reality show about modeling, I like to think I'd make the top 2, or at least stay on long enough to go overseas.
Perhaps a 4.5 on the richter scale. Cute top, tummy showing... I'd say there are some minor rumblings somewhere in Africa right about... now
Call the Red Cross, this stylish Boobquake may have just knocked down a house or something.
I seem very happy to be contributing to science.
And just out of curiosity, if boobs cause earthquakes, are cute butts responsible for tornados? If so, I’m really sorry Dorothy, Toto, and Auntie Em. I just couldn’t help myself.
One thing I learned today? I have a decent ass. Not spectacular, but definitely decent. See, when using science, everybody wins!
Special thanks to Michael VanDeMar for being my boob-arazzi. Now if I could just get him to put down the camera =)
And if by some chance you stumbled upon this, Mom, I am so sorry. Don’t judge me.
Happy Boobquake day!
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great shots, great boobquakes and the assetts are very nice indeed, I think I could of taken betteer shots though lol love megan great job I needed a good laugh
Well, this is certainly not more likely to produce an earthquake than the movement of a butterfly somewhere, but as chaos theory has proved, it can happen
However, don’t be stunned if many men have now the desire to become your boyfriend, or perhaps even just to have casual sex.
That’s the way evolution has wired our brains !