True Blood vs Twilight – Bill Compton Could Kick Edward’s Ass
Posted on June 25, 2010 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | 1 Comment
Vampires have become what superheroes were a few years ago – the ideal fantasy and a wet dream for girls from ages ten to seventy. True Blood is back for its third season and the third Twilight series premiers in Los Angeles tonight. Coincidence? I doubt it. Milk that cash cow, bitches! I have sort [...]
Read More...The Force is With Me
Posted on May 26, 2010 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
I’m almost entirely ashamed to admit this. Promise not to tell? Shhh…
I’ve converted to a Stars Wars geek.
But it’s not my fault. We are too poor for cable and a friend let us borrow his t.v. and DVD player for the time being. The only DVDs we have? Star Wars, the entire series plus the [...]
Good-bye, Dear Friend.
Posted on May 19, 2010 - Filed Under but seriously | 1 Comment
I don’t know if anyone’s noticed, but this blog is making some changes. The focus is being lifted from geeky and stuff and is going to focus a little bit more on my life and its beautiful chaos that makes me stop and giggle. I want to share all of those giggles with you. I’m [...]
Read More...Bloggers Without Makeup – Learning to Feel Beautiful
Posted on May 14, 2010 - Filed Under I just saved the world, Social Media, but seriously | 9 Comments
I heard about the whole “women bloggers without makeup” completely on accident. My initial reaction was “wow, that’ll be great….for everybody else.”
Don’t get me wrong. The idea of women feeling confident and empowered enough about their insides that they are willing to shed their shields is inspirational, beautiful and all around incredible. But I honestly [...]
Poison Ivy + Private Parts = Sometimes I hate my boyfriend
Posted on May 13, 2010 - Filed Under I'll probably regret saying this, Scotty will kill me one day, Stuff best kept to myself | 2 Comments
I am not an outdoorsy type. I have major phobias of snakes, ants, moths, bees, outdoor animals and spiders. Ten minutes in the cold and my lips are blue; ten minutes in the sun and my skin blisters. I’m am so content to work from home, stay indoors and look at the world through the [...]
Read More...Underage Girls, Weekend Hospital Visits and Ingenious Birth Control.
Posted on May 10, 2010 - Filed Under I just saved the world, I should be working, You're welcome | 2 Comments
If this post seems a little random and all over the place to you, that’s because it is. I apologize for not keeping this thing updated regularly. I have a bunch of really good excuses that don’t really mater. I’m sure most of my loyal readers don’t really mind, seeing as two of the main [...]
Read More...Boobquake – A Scientific Photo Essay
Posted on April 26, 2010 - Filed Under Entertainment, Social Media | 1 Comment
If you haven’t heard about it already, today is Boobquake day. This future national holiday is in response to an Iranian cleric’s uber intelligent statement that showing boobies will lead to natural disasters. He made his thoughts clear that skanks “lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.”
To [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter Break Down
Posted on April 22, 2010 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
A little less than a week ago, I was listening to “On Air With Ryan Seacrest”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Anyway, I was tuning in and out fairly mindlessly to crappy music and silly faux-celeb reports until I hear Dr. Drew’s and Lindsay Lohan’s names come up.
For some reason, Lindsay [...]
Read More...Maj Cha’ means “Good Show” in Klingon – Star Trek 2009 Doesn’t Suck
Posted on May 8, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment | 1 Comment
Still stinging over the disappointment that is X-men: Origins? Wishing Hollywood was a person you could beat senselessly for dropping the ball? Too timid to watch the new Star Trek for fear of a Star Wars Episode 3 – type failure, sans Jar Jar Binks? Relax, life is about taking risks. And I promise, you [...]
Read More...BREAKING NEWS: Wii Announces Brand New Game
Posted on May 5, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | 3 Comments
My boyfriend is a domestic dud. He enjoys leaving half-eaten plates of food in the bedroom because “it gives the ants something to eat.” He refuses to make the bed because “I’m just going to get back in it.” (Still haven’t been able to dispute that one) Looking at the washing machine to him is [...]
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