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Maj Cha’ means “Good Show” in Klingon – Star Trek 2009 Doesn’t Suck

Posted on May 8, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment | 1 Comment

Still stinging over the disappointment that is X-men: Origins? Wishing Hollywood was a person you could beat senselessly for dropping the ball? Too timid to watch the new Star Trek for fear of a Star Wars Episode 3 – type failure, sans Jar Jar Binks? Relax, life is about taking risks. And I promise, you [...]

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BREAKING NEWS: Wii Announces Brand New Game

Posted on May 5, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gifts, Misc Geek Stuff | 1 Comment

My boyfriend is a domestic dud. He enjoys leaving half-eaten plates of food in the bedroom because “it gives the ants something to eat.” He refuses to make the bed because “I’m just going to get back in it.” (Still haven’t been able to dispute that one) Looking at the washing machine to him is [...]

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PROOF: Why Underage Girls Should Never Be Left Alone With Webcams

Posted on May 4, 2009 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | 20 Comments

It’s not because we’re sick of “To Catch a Predator”. It’s not because people like Daniel Lesiewicz, who’s now in jail for using spyware to hack webcams and watch teenage girls getting dressed. It’s not even because these girls can be Googled in ten years when they are looking for a job and have [...]

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The Swine Flu Owes Me A Breakfast Sausage

Posted on April 28, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Food, Misc Geek Stuff | 2 Comments

I have a friend who is trying to convince me to wear a surgical mask before I leave the house, just in case.
Another friend caught a cold and ran up a several thousand dollar tab at the local emergency room, just to be safe.
Lastly, a good buddy, the day after grocery shopping, watched the news [...]

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South By Southwest Invades Austin

Posted on March 25, 2009 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

The spring break destination for geeks. The haven for nerds. The hot spot for the intellectually advanced. The 23rd annual South by SouthWest (SXSW) came and went through downtown Austin, TX again this year. The festival – er, I mean conference- is infamous for it’s spot-on ability to predict trends. Just two years ago, SXSW-ers [...]

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If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

Posted on March 18, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

Behind the computer, you are king. Fearless, confident, powerful. You’ve mastered World of Warcraft, can recite every Star Wars Movie backwards, and are fluent in Klingon. What’s not to love? But you go dipping into the population for a Saturday night to get a few drinks or see if there are any women worth desiring [...]

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Michael Frind’s Future Trophy Wife

Posted on March 13, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Geek Bling, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

It’s Friday afternoon, around 4:15. The longest hour of the week is here. Plus I took a late lunch, and Chili’s is sitting so heavy in me I can feel the food-induced coma coming on even as I type. I’m pretty much done working for the day, just waiting for my boss to approve my [...]

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Screw the big money websites, hack the Wii.

Posted on February 27, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gadgets, Tech Toys | 1 Comment

The clock is ticking. Sweat is dripping down your forehead. The sound of your heart beating echoes through your ears as you try desperately to focus. “Don’t get caught, this is illegal.” the angel on your shoulder whispers. A mess of wires lay before you. So close…. so close…… and with the push of a [...]

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The Twelve Steps of Myspacers Anonymous

Posted on February 23, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff, Tech Toys | 1 Comment

Come on people. Go throw a Frisbee. Go for a walk. Hell, watch TV. Just stop going online!!
Kids claiming “Myspace addiction” are now getting away with failing classes, skipping school, and rather than detention, get to attend a lecture in the auditorium during a class they probably didn’t want to be in anyway. Even [...]

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Baseball’s Bad Boys – Cheaters DO Prosper

Posted on February 20, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

Lyke, Oh Em Gee, guys. What happened to Daryl Strawberry enjoying his nose candy, or even Kobe getting off on pre-pubescent girls?! Those are the role models my entire generation idolized. But no, not anymore. Instead of the incredibly illegal and immoral activities that should have resulted in serious jail time or ruined careers, the [...]

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