Screw the big money websites, hack the Wii.
Posted on February 27, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment | 1 Comment
The clock is ticking. Sweat is dripping down your forehead. The sound of your heart beating echoes through your ears as you try desperately to focus. “Don’t get caught, this is illegal.” the angel on your shoulder whispers. A mess of wires lay before you. So close…. so close…… and with the push of a [...]
Read More...The Twelve Steps of Myspacers Anonymous
Posted on February 23, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | 1 Comment
Come on people. Go throw a Frisbee. Go for a walk. Hell, watch TV. Just stop going online!! Kids claiming “Myspace addiction” are now getting away with failing classes, skipping school, and rather than detention, get to attend a lecture in the auditorium during a class they probably didn’t want to be in anyway. Even [...]
Read More...Baseball’s Bad Boys – Cheaters DO Prosper
Posted on February 20, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
Lyke, Oh Em Gee, guys. What happened to Daryl Strawberry enjoying his nose candy, or even Kobe getting off on pre-pubescent girls?! Those are the role models my entire generation idolized. But no, not anymore. Instead of the incredibly illegal and immoral activities that should have resulted in serious jail time or ruined careers, the [...]
Read More...Seeing the Future – Television on Your Eyes
Posted on February 18, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
I know your mother said it. A hundred times, maybe more. Mine did. “Move away from the TV or your eye’s will rot out!” And I’m sure you, much like I, scooted your butt back reluctantly if only until she left the room. Well, fate is a funny lady, for as many times as my [...]
Read More...Obama’s BlackBerry Addiction
Posted on January 31, 2009 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | 1 Comment
It’s addicting, sapping your time, energy, and thoughts. While on it you appear to be a mindless drone, driven by the obsession for more, more, more. Unable to tear yourself away, you find friends slipping away, families growing frustrated, and your life becoming unmanageable. No, concerned reader, I’m not speaking of the latest designer drug. [...]
Read More...Contagious Happiness Spreads… Vaccination Imminent
Posted on January 4, 2009 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | 1 Comment
Apparently, happiness is contagious. Achoo. Your Welcome. So Nicholas Christakis and James Fowler from Harvard Med and UC San Diego (respectively) performed a study on over 4500 people. They started as children in 1983 and went on for twenty years until 2003. The results? Apparently if those in your social circle are jolly and jovial, [...]
Read More...Baby Daddy… The Results Are In
Posted on December 28, 2008 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
Well, kids. The sad, sad day has finally arrived. Maury Povich will no longer be standing on our nation’s stage, holding our attention in rapture as he slowly opens the envelope and declares “You are….not the father” Grab the tissues and hold the tears as you beg to know, why? How? Well, the suspense has [...]
Read More...Top 5 “What Not To Buy Your Geek” List
Posted on December 15, 2008 - Filed Under Clothing | 1 Comment
Christmas time once again and Jingle Bells are ringing across the internet as page after page of “What To Get Your Geek” and “1,000,000 Best Geek Presents” spring up faster than your boss under the mistletoe during the Christmas party. “Best of” lists are boring. Period. Why talk about how fabulous things are when
Read More...Chicks Dig Jet Packs
Posted on December 10, 2008 - Filed Under Misc Geek Stuff | 3 Comments
Remember being a little kid and envisioning the future? Element-proof metallic suits, flame shooting jet packs, and magic cellular transporters? Well, the future is here – or at least, kind of. Glenn Martin of Christchurch, New Zealand, has spent the past 27 years developing his fully functioning, gasoline powered, single engine jet pack. It made [...]
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