Maj Cha’ means “Good Show” in Klingon – Star Trek 2009 Doesn’t Suck
Posted on May 8, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment | 1 Comment
Still stinging over the disappointment that is X-men: Origins? Wishing Hollywood was a person you could beat senselessly for dropping the ball? Too timid to watch the new Star Trek for fear of a Star Wars Episode 3 – type failure, sans Jar Jar Binks? Relax, life is about taking risks. And I promise, you [...]
Read More...BREAKING NEWS: Wii Announces Brand New Game
Posted on May 5, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gifts, Misc Geek Stuff | 1 Comment
My boyfriend is a domestic dud. He enjoys leaving half-eaten plates of food in the bedroom because “it gives the ants something to eat.” He refuses to make the bed because “I’m just going to get back in it.” (Still haven’t been able to dispute that one) Looking at the washing machine to him is [...]
Read More...The Swine Flu Owes Me A Breakfast Sausage
Posted on April 28, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Food, Misc Geek Stuff | 2 Comments
I have a friend who is trying to convince me to wear a surgical mask before I leave the house, just in case.
Another friend caught a cold and ran up a several thousand dollar tab at the local emergency room, just to be safe.
Lastly, a good buddy, the day after grocery shopping, watched the news [...]
If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Posted on March 18, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
Behind the computer, you are king. Fearless, confident, powerful. You’ve mastered World of Warcraft, can recite every Star Wars Movie backwards, and are fluent in Klingon. What’s not to love? But you go dipping into the population for a Saturday night to get a few drinks or see if there are any women worth desiring [...]
Read More...Michael Frind’s Future Trophy Wife
Posted on March 13, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Geek Bling, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
It’s Friday afternoon, around 4:15. The longest hour of the week is here. Plus I took a late lunch, and Chili’s is sitting so heavy in me I can feel the food-induced coma coming on even as I type. I’m pretty much done working for the day, just waiting for my boss to approve my [...]
Read More...Screw the big money websites, hack the Wii.
Posted on February 27, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gadgets, Tech Toys | 1 Comment
The clock is ticking. Sweat is dripping down your forehead. The sound of your heart beating echoes through your ears as you try desperately to focus. “Don’t get caught, this is illegal.” the angel on your shoulder whispers. A mess of wires lay before you. So close…. so close…… and with the push of a [...]
Read More...The Twelve Steps of Myspacers Anonymous
Posted on February 23, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff, Tech Toys | 1 Comment
Come on people. Go throw a Frisbee. Go for a walk. Hell, watch TV. Just stop going online!!
Kids claiming “Myspace addiction” are now getting away with failing classes, skipping school, and rather than detention, get to attend a lecture in the auditorium during a class they probably didn’t want to be in anyway. Even [...]
Baseball’s Bad Boys – Cheaters DO Prosper
Posted on February 20, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
Lyke, Oh Em Gee, guys. What happened to Daryl Strawberry enjoying his nose candy, or even Kobe getting off on pre-pubescent girls?! Those are the role models my entire generation idolized. But no, not anymore. Instead of the incredibly illegal and immoral activities that should have resulted in serious jail time or ruined careers, the [...]
Read More...Seeing the Future – Television on Your Eyes
Posted on February 18, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gadgets, Gifts, Misc Geek Stuff, Tech Toys | Leave a Comment
I know your mother said it. A hundred times, maybe more. Mine did. “Move away from the TV or your eye’s will rot out!” And I’m sure you, much like I, scooted your butt back reluctantly if only until she left the room. Well, fate is a funny lady, for as many times as my [...]
Read More...Baby Daddy… The Results Are In
Posted on December 28, 2008 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gadgets, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
Well, kids. The sad, sad day has finally arrived. Maury Povich will no longer be standing on our nation’s stage, holding our attention in rapture as he slowly opens the envelope and declares “You are….not the father”
Grab the tissues and hold the tears as you beg to know, why? How? Well, the suspense has been [...]
