Rebecca Black and Why I Love the Internet
Posted on March 21, 2011 - Filed Under Entertainment, I should be working, Social Media | Leave a Comment
I’m such a shitty blogger I waited until Monday to post about Rebecca Black’s “Friday”. It’s not the song that I love so much *even though the acoustic version is an epic win* but its the response from the Internet. This little girl has stirred up hate in absolutely hilarious 140 character bursts, FaceBook punch [...]
Read More...Boobquake – A Scientific Photo Essay
Posted on April 26, 2010 - Filed Under Entertainment, Social Media | 2 Comments
If you haven’t heard about it already, today is Boobquake day. This future national holiday is in response to an Iranian cleric’s uber intelligent statement that showing boobies will lead to natural disasters. He made his thoughts clear that skanks “lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.” [...]
Read More...Maj Cha’ means “Good Show” in Klingon – Star Trek 2009 Doesn’t Suck
Posted on May 8, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment | 1 Comment
Still stinging over the disappointment that is X-men: Origins? Wishing Hollywood was a person you could beat senselessly for dropping the ball? Too timid to watch the new Star Trek for fear of a Star Wars Episode 3 – type failure, sans Jar Jar Binks? Relax, life is about taking risks. And I promise, you [...]
Read More...BREAKING NEWS: Wii Announces Brand New Game
Posted on May 5, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | 4 Comments
My boyfriend is a domestic dud. He enjoys leaving half-eaten plates of food in the bedroom because “it gives the ants something to eat.” He refuses to make the bed because “I’m just going to get back in it.” (Still haven’t been able to dispute that one) Looking at the washing machine to him is [...]
Read More...The Swine Flu Owes Me A Breakfast Sausage
Posted on April 28, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | 8 Comments
I have a friend who is trying to convince me to wear a surgical mask before I leave the house, just in case. Another friend caught a cold and ran up a several thousand dollar tab at the local emergency room, just to be safe. Lastly, a good buddy, the day after grocery shopping, watched [...]
Read More...If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Posted on March 18, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
Behind the computer, you are king. Fearless, confident, powerful. You’ve mastered World of Warcraft, can recite every Star Wars Movie backwards, and are fluent in Klingon. What’s not to love? But you go dipping into the population for a Saturday night to get a few drinks or see if there are any women worth desiring [...]
Read More...Michael Frind’s Future Trophy Wife
Posted on March 13, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
It’s Friday afternoon, around 4:15. The longest hour of the week is here. Plus I took a late lunch, and Chili’s is sitting so heavy in me I can feel the food-induced coma coming on even as I type. I’m pretty much done working for the day, just waiting for my boss to approve my [...]
Read More...Screw the big money websites, hack the Wii.
Posted on February 27, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment | 1 Comment
The clock is ticking. Sweat is dripping down your forehead. The sound of your heart beating echoes through your ears as you try desperately to focus. “Don’t get caught, this is illegal.” the angel on your shoulder whispers. A mess of wires lay before you. So close…. so close…… and with the push of a [...]
Read More...The Twelve Steps of Myspacers Anonymous
Posted on February 23, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | 1 Comment
Come on people. Go throw a Frisbee. Go for a walk. Hell, watch TV. Just stop going online!! Kids claiming “Myspace addiction” are now getting away with failing classes, skipping school, and rather than detention, get to attend a lecture in the auditorium during a class they probably didn’t want to be in anyway. Even [...]
Read More...Baseball’s Bad Boys – Cheaters DO Prosper
Posted on February 20, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment
Lyke, Oh Em Gee, guys. What happened to Daryl Strawberry enjoying his nose candy, or even Kobe getting off on pre-pubescent girls?! Those are the role models my entire generation idolized. But no, not anymore. Instead of the incredibly illegal and immoral activities that should have resulted in serious jail time or ruined careers, the [...]
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