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Screw the big money websites, hack the Wii.

Posted on February 27, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gadgets, Tech Toys | 1 Comment

The clock is ticking. Sweat is dripping down your forehead. The sound of your heart beating echoes through your ears as you try desperately to focus. “Don’t get caught, this is illegal.” the angel on your shoulder whispers. A mess of wires lay before you. So close…. so close…… and with the push of a [...]

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Seeing the Future – Television on Your Eyes

Posted on February 18, 2009 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gadgets, Gifts, Misc Geek Stuff, Tech Toys | Leave a Comment

I know your mother said it. A hundred times, maybe more. Mine did. “Move away from the TV or your eye’s will rot out!” And I’m sure you, much like I, scooted your butt back reluctantly if only until she left the room. Well, fate is a funny lady, for as many times as my [...]

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Obama’s BlackBerry Addiction

Posted on January 31, 2009 - Filed Under Accessories, Gadgets, Tech Toys | 1 Comment

It’s addicting, sapping your time, energy, and thoughts. While on it you appear to be a mindless drone, driven by the obsession for more, more, more. Unable to tear yourself away, you find friends slipping away, families growing frustrated, and your life becoming unmanageable. No, concerned reader, I’m not speaking of the latest designer drug. [...]

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Baby Daddy… The Results Are In

Posted on December 28, 2008 - Filed Under Entertainment, Gadgets, Misc Geek Stuff | Leave a Comment

Well, kids. The sad, sad day has finally arrived. Maury Povich will no longer be standing on our nation’s stage, holding our attention in rapture as he slowly opens the envelope and declares “You are….not the father”
Grab the tissues and hold the tears as you beg to know, why? How? Well, the suspense has been [...]

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Top 5 “What Not To Buy Your Geek” List

Posted on December 15, 2008 - Filed Under Accessories, Clothing, Gadgets, Gear, Gifts | 1 Comment

Christmas time once again and Jingle Bells are ringing across the internet as page after page of “What To Get Your Geek” and “1,000,000 Best Geek Presents” spring up faster than your boss under the mistletoe during the Christmas party.
“Best of” lists are boring. Period. Why talk about how fabulous things are when

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Chicks Dig Jet Packs

Posted on December 10, 2008 - Filed Under Gadgets, Gifts, Tech Toys | 2 Comments

Remember being a little kid and envisioning the future? Element-proof metallic suits, flame shooting jet packs, and magic cellular transporters? Well, the future is here – or at least, kind of.
Glenn Martin of Christchurch, New Zealand, has spent the past 27 years developing his fully functioning, gasoline [...]

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Virtual Keyboard – A Geek’s Dream

Posted on July 29, 2007 - Filed Under Gadgets | Leave a Comment

What could possibly be sexier to a geek than a glowing red light beaming a virtual keyboard on any flat surface, anywhere! The neon lights alone are enough to send a tingle of sweetness through one’s body, but to have those lights actually be functional as a portable keyboard is just too much [...]

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