Bytchin

Stop Judging Me, Health Department

Posted on September 14, 2011 - Filed Under I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | Leave a Comment

I went to the health department today. I filled out all the paperwork and very honestly answered that I didn’t have any steady income. I saw the lady behind the desk give what I totally thought was an accusatory look that said “I know you’re lying and want free health care. Move to Canada, bitch.” [...]

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My Almost In-Laws Think My Sex Life is Hilarious

Posted on March 23, 2011 - Filed Under I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | Leave a Comment

I really want to start blogging more and keeping y’all captivated with hilarious stories, inappropriate jokes and a tiny *i.e. microscopic* bit of sex appeal.The only problems are a.) I am a completely boring homebody with no social life and a touch of social anxiety; b.) I always forget the punchlines but try making up [...]

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Rebecca Black and Why I Love the Internet

Posted on March 21, 2011 - Filed Under Entertainment, I should be working, Social Media | Leave a Comment

I’m such a shitty blogger I waited until Monday to post about Rebecca Black’s “Friday”. It’s not the song that I love so much *even though the acoustic version is an epic win* but its the response from the Internet. This little girl has stirred up hate in absolutely hilarious 140 character bursts, FaceBook punch [...]

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Underage Girls, Weekend Hospital Visits and Ingenious Birth Control.

Posted on May 10, 2010 - Filed Under I just saved the world, I should be working, You're welcome | 2 Comments

If this post seems a little random and all over the place to you, that’s because it is. I apologize for not keeping this thing updated regularly. I have a bunch of really good excuses that don’t really mater. I’m sure most of my loyal readers don’t really mind, seeing as two of the main [...]

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