Stop Judging Me, Health Department
Posted on September 14, 2011 - Filed Under I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | Leave a Comment
I went to the health department today. I filled out all the paperwork and very honestly answered that I didn’t have any steady income. I saw the lady behind the desk give what I totally thought was an accusatory look that said “I know you’re lying and want free health care. Move to Canada, bitch.” [...]
Read More...My Almost In-Laws Think My Sex Life is Hilarious
Posted on March 23, 2011 - Filed Under I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | Leave a Comment
I really want to start blogging more and keeping y’all captivated with hilarious stories, inappropriate jokes and a tiny *i.e. microscopic* bit of sex appeal.The only problems are a.) I am a completely boring homebody with no social life and a touch of social anxiety; b.) I always forget the punchlines but try making up [...]
Read More...Sarah Palin Wasn’t In Tucson, AZ – Our 1st Amendment in Crosshairs
Posted on January 13, 2011 - Filed Under I just saved the world, I'll probably regret saying this | Leave a Comment
Okay, so I guess I will join in with the rest of the world on this Arizona tragedy. My two cents are so insignificant compared to the stunning loss our country and that community suffered and these families will continue to suffer for the rest of their lives. My thoughts and deepest sympathies go out [...]
Read More...Poison Ivy + Private Parts = Sometimes I hate my boyfriend
Posted on May 13, 2010 - Filed Under I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | 2 Comments
I am not an outdoorsy type. I have major phobias of snakes, ants, moths, bees, outdoor animals and spiders. Ten minutes in the cold and my lips are blue; ten minutes in the sun and my skin blisters. I’m am so content to work from home, stay indoors and look at the world through the [...]
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