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		<title>True Blood vs Twilight &#8211; Bill Compton Could Kick Edward&#8217;s Ass</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2010/06/25/true-blood-vs-twilight-bill-compton-could-kick-edwards-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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Vampires have become what superheroes were a few years ago &#8211; the ideal fantasy and a wet dream for girls from ages ten to seventy. True Blood is back for its third season and the third Twilight series premiers in Los Angeles tonight. Coincidence? I doubt it. Milk that cash cow, bitches! I have sort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Force is With Me</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2010/05/26/the-force-is-with-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 21:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m almost entirely ashamed to admit this. Promise not to tell? Shhh&#8230;
I&#8217;ve converted to a Stars Wars geek.
But it&#8217;s not my fault. We are too poor for cable and a friend let us borrow his t.v. and DVD player for the time being. The only DVDs we have? Star Wars, the entire series plus the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Twitter Break Down</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2010/04/22/lindsay-lohans-twitter-break-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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A little less than a week ago, I was listening to &#8220;On Air With Ryan Seacrest&#8221;. Don&#8217;t ask why, just go with it. Anyway, I was tuning in and out fairly mindlessly to crappy music and silly faux-celeb reports until I hear Dr. Drew&#8217;s and Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s names come up. 
 
For some reason, Lindsay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING NEWS: Wii Announces Brand New Game</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2009/05/05/breaking-news-wii-announces-brand-new-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 19:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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My boyfriend is a domestic dud. He enjoys leaving half-eaten plates of food in the bedroom because &#8220;it gives the ants something to eat.&#8221; He refuses to make the bed because &#8220;I&#8217;m just going to get back in it.&#8221; (Still haven&#8217;t been able to dispute that one) Looking at the washing machine to him is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PROOF: Why Underage Girls Should Never Be Left Alone With Webcams</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2009/05/04/proof-why-underage-girls-should-never-be-left-alone-with-webcams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 16:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s not because we&#8217;re sick of &#8220;To Catch a Predator&#8221;. It&#8217;s not because people like  Daniel Lesiewicz, who&#8217;s now in jail for using spyware to hack webcams and watch teenage girls getting dressed. It&#8217;s not even because these girls can be Googled in ten years when they are looking for a job and have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Swine Flu Owes Me A Breakfast Sausage</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2009/04/28/the-swine-flu-owes-me-a-breakfast-sausage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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I have a friend who is trying to convince me to wear a surgical mask before I leave the house, just in case.
Another friend caught a cold and ran up a several thousand dollar tab at the local emergency room, just to be safe.
Lastly, a good buddy, the day after grocery shopping, watched the news [...]]]></description>
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		<title>South By Southwest Invades Austin</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2009/03/25/south-by-southwest-invades-austin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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The spring break destination for geeks. The haven for nerds. The hot spot for the intellectually advanced. The 23rd annual South by SouthWest (SXSW) came and went through downtown Austin, TX again this year. The festival &#8211; er, I mean conference- is infamous for it&#8217;s spot-on ability to predict trends. Just two years ago, SXSW-ers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2009/03/18/if-i-were-an-enzyme-i-would-be-dna-helicase-so-i-could-unzip-your-genes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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Behind the computer, you are king. Fearless, confident, powerful. You&#8217;ve mastered World of Warcraft, can recite every Star Wars Movie backwards, and are fluent in Klingon. What&#8217;s not to love? But you go dipping into the population for a Saturday night to get a few drinks or see if there are any women worth desiring [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Frind&#8217;s Future Trophy Wife</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2009/03/13/michael-frinds-future-trophy-wife/</link>
		<comments>http://bytchin.com/2009/03/13/michael-frinds-future-trophy-wife/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s Friday afternoon, around 4:15. The longest hour of the week is here. Plus I took a late lunch, and Chili&#8217;s is sitting so heavy in me I can feel the food-induced coma coming on even as I type. I&#8217;m pretty much done working for the day, just waiting for my boss to approve my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Twelve Steps of Myspacers Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://bytchin.com/2009/02/23/the-twelve-steps-of-myspacers-anonymouse/</link>
		<comments>http://bytchin.com/2009/02/23/the-twelve-steps-of-myspacers-anonymouse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan Bodman</dc:creator>
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Come on people. Go throw a Frisbee. Go for a walk. Hell, watch TV. Just stop going online!! 
Kids claiming &#8220;Myspace addiction&#8221; are now getting away with failing classes, skipping school, and rather than detention, get to attend a lecture in the auditorium during a class they probably didn&#8217;t want to be in anyway. Even [...]]]></description>
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