Stop Judging Me, Health Department
Posted on September 14, 2011 - Filed Under I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | Leave a Comment
I went to the health department today. I filled out all the paperwork and very honestly answered that I didn’t have any steady income. I saw the lady behind the desk give what I totally thought was an accusatory look that said “I know you’re lying and want free health care. Move to Canada, bitch.” [...]
Read More...My Almost In-Laws Think My Sex Life is Hilarious
Posted on March 23, 2011 - Filed Under I should be working, I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | Leave a Comment
I really want to start blogging more and keeping y’all captivated with hilarious stories, inappropriate jokes and a tiny *i.e. microscopic* bit of sex appeal.The only problems are a.) I am a completely boring homebody with no social life and a touch of social anxiety; b.) I always forget the punchlines but try making up [...]
Read More...Poison Ivy + Private Parts = Sometimes I hate my boyfriend
Posted on May 13, 2010 - Filed Under I'll probably regret saying this, Stuff best kept to myself | 2 Comments
I am not an outdoorsy type. I have major phobias of snakes, ants, moths, bees, outdoor animals and spiders. Ten minutes in the cold and my lips are blue; ten minutes in the sun and my skin blisters. I’m am so content to work from home, stay indoors and look at the world through the [...]
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