Underage Girls, Weekend Hospital Visits and Ingenious Birth Control.
Posted on May 10th, 2010 at 4:14 pm by Megan in I just saved the world, I should be working, You're welcome
If this post seems a little random and all over the place to you, that’s because it is. I apologize for not keeping this thing updated regularly. I have a bunch of really good excuses that don’t really mater. I’m sure most of my loyal readers don’t really mind, seeing as two of the main [...]
Boobquake – A Scientific Photo Essay
Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 at 3:43 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Social Media
If you haven’t heard about it already, today is Boobquake day. This future national holiday is in response to an Iranian cleric’s uber intelligent statement that showing boobies will lead to natural disasters. He made his thoughts clear that skanks “lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.” [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter Break Down
Posted on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 2:15 pm by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
A little less than a week ago, I was listening to “On Air With Ryan Seacrest”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Anyway, I was tuning in and out fairly mindlessly to crappy music and silly faux-celeb reports until I hear Dr. Drew’s and Lindsay Lohan’s names come up. For some reason, Lindsay Lohan [...]
Maj Cha’ means “Good Show” in Klingon – Star Trek 2009 Doesn’t Suck
Posted on May 8th, 2009 at 3:18 pm by Megan in Entertainment
Still stinging over the disappointment that is X-men: Origins? Wishing Hollywood was a person you could beat senselessly for dropping the ball? Too timid to watch the new Star Trek for fear of a Star Wars Episode 3 – type failure, sans Jar Jar Binks? Relax, life is about taking risks. And I promise, you [...]
BREAKING NEWS: Wii Announces Brand New Game
Posted on May 5th, 2009 at 2:06 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
My boyfriend is a domestic dud. He enjoys leaving half-eaten plates of food in the bedroom because “it gives the ants something to eat.” He refuses to make the bed because “I’m just going to get back in it.” (Still haven’t been able to dispute that one) Looking at the washing machine to him is [...]
PROOF: Why Underage Girls Should Never Be Left Alone With Webcams
Posted on May 4th, 2009 at 11:00 am by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
It’s not because we’re sick of “To Catch a Predator”. It’s not because people like Daniel Lesiewicz, who’s now in jail for using spyware to hack webcams and watch teenage girls getting dressed. It’s not even because these girls can be Googled in ten years when they are looking for a job and have all [...]
The Swine Flu Owes Me A Breakfast Sausage
Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 at 11:58 am by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
I have a friend who is trying to convince me to wear a surgical mask before I leave the house, just in case. Another friend caught a cold and ran up a several thousand dollar tab at the local emergency room, just to be safe. Lastly, a good buddy, the day after grocery shopping, watched [...]
South By Southwest Invades Austin
Posted on Mar 25th, 2009 at 3:40 pm by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
The spring break destination for geeks. The haven for nerds. The hot spot for the intellectually advanced. The 23rd annual South by SouthWest (SXSW) came and went through downtown Austin, TX again this year. The festival – er, I mean conference- is infamous for it’s spot-on ability to predict trends. Just two years ago, SXSW-ers [...]
If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Posted on Mar 18th, 2009 at 5:52 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
Behind the computer, you are king. Fearless, confident, powerful. You’ve mastered World of Warcraft, can recite every Star Wars Movie backwards, and are fluent in Klingon. What’s not to love? But you go dipping into the population for a Saturday night to get a few drinks or see if there are any women worth desiring [...]
Michael Frind’s Future Trophy Wife
Posted on Mar 13th, 2009 at 3:43 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
It’s Friday afternoon, around 4:15. The longest hour of the week is here. Plus I took a late lunch, and Chili’s is sitting so heavy in me I can feel the food-induced coma coming on even as I type. I’m pretty much done working for the day, just waiting for my boss to approve my [...]
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