Screw the big money websites, hack the Wii.
Posted on Feb 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm by Megan in Entertainment
The clock is ticking. Sweat is dripping down your forehead. The sound of your heart beating echoes through your ears as you try desperately to focus. “Don’t get caught, this is illegal.” the angel on your shoulder whispers. A mess of wires lay before you. So close…. so close…… and with the push of a [...]
The Twelve Steps of Myspacers Anonymous
Posted on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
Come on people. Go throw a Frisbee. Go for a walk. Hell, watch TV. Just stop going online!! Kids claiming “Myspace addiction” are now getting away with failing classes, skipping school, and rather than detention, get to attend a lecture in the auditorium during a class they probably didn’t want to be in anyway. Even [...]
Baseball’s Bad Boys – Cheaters DO Prosper
Posted on Feb 20th, 2009 at 3:24 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
Lyke, Oh Em Gee, guys. What happened to Daryl Strawberry enjoying his nose candy, or even Kobe getting off on pre-pubescent girls?! Those are the role models my entire generation idolized. But no, not anymore. Instead of the incredibly illegal and immoral activities that should have resulted in serious jail time or ruined careers, the [...]
Seeing the Future – Television on Your Eyes
Posted on Feb 18th, 2009 at 12:26 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
I know your mother said it. A hundred times, maybe more. Mine did. “Move away from the TV or your eye’s will rot out!” And I’m sure you, much like I, scooted your butt back reluctantly if only until she left the room. Well, fate is a funny lady, for as many times as my [...]
Obama’s BlackBerry Addiction
Posted on Jan 31st, 2009 at 12:39 pm by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
It’s addicting, sapping your time, energy, and thoughts. While on it you appear to be a mindless drone, driven by the obsession for more, more, more. Unable to tear yourself away, you find friends slipping away, families growing frustrated, and your life becoming unmanageable. No, concerned reader, I’m not speaking of the latest designer drug. [...]
Contagious Happiness Spreads… Vaccination Imminent
Posted on Jan 4th, 2009 at 3:18 pm by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
Apparently, happiness is contagious. Achoo. Your Welcome. So Nicholas Christakis and James Fowler from Harvard Med and UC San Diego (respectively) performed a study on over 4500 people. They started as children in 1983 and went on for twenty years until 2003. The results? Apparently if those in your social circle are jolly and jovial, [...]
Baby Daddy… The Results Are In
Posted on Dec 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm by Megan in Entertainment, Misc Geek Stuff
Well, kids. The sad, sad day has finally arrived. Maury Povich will no longer be standing on our nation’s stage, holding our attention in rapture as he slowly opens the envelope and declares “You are….not the father” Grab the tissues and hold the tears as you beg to know, why? How? Well, the suspense has [...]
Top 5 “What Not To Buy Your Geek” List
Posted on Dec 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm by Megan in Clothing
Christmas time once again and Jingle Bells are ringing across the internet as page after page of “What To Get Your Geek” and “1,000,000 Best Geek Presents” spring up faster than your boss under the mistletoe during the Christmas party. “Best of” lists are boring. Period. Why talk about how fabulous things are when
Chicks Dig Jet Packs
Posted on Dec 10th, 2008 at 3:11 am by Megan in Misc Geek Stuff
Remember being a little kid and envisioning the future? Element-proof metallic suits, flame shooting jet packs, and magic cellular transporters? Well, the future is here – or at least, kind of. Glenn Martin of Christchurch, New Zealand, has spent the past 27 years developing his fully functioning, gasoline powered, single engine jet pack. It made [...]
Fall 2007 – The Season of Geek TV
Posted on Sep 24th, 2007 at 5:54 am by Bytchin in Entertainment
Geeks shine this year as television embraces all that is geek. There are only 3, really, but for some reason, those 3 feel like 10 or more. It’s just all geek, all the time, or so it seems. First off, there’s The Big Bang Theory, which may be full of trite nerd jokes, but they [...]
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