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Pumped Up Sunflower Seeds – Caffeine added

Posted on Jul 17th, 2007 at 8:36 pm by in Misc Geek Stuff

Oh no, nuh-uh, I can’t believe this! Caffeinated, pumped up sunflower seeds! How awesome is that? You can sit there geeking away on your keyboard while pretending to be all healthy because you’re eating “natural” food. Natural? Not quite. These bad boys have been infused (through the shell, somehow) with the same things that energy [...]

Relieve Your Geek’s Stress

Posted on Jul 16th, 2007 at 5:33 am by in Misc Geek Stuff

Looking for a stress reliever for your overworked geek? Imagine him taking a five-second break after programming his heart out, to grab these sonic rocks. Ooooh, he feels them buzz in his hands! He hears them chirp their little song as they ease the tension out of his body. Rumor has it that Sonic rocks [...]

There’s no place like a geek’s home

Posted on Jul 14th, 2007 at 8:31 am by in Clothing

Dorothy would never have gotten out of OZ if the Good Witch had told her to repeat “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″. But tell any Geek to repeat that, and he or she would have been tapping those magic shoes together in a heartbeat. If you’ve ever served a web [...]

Totally Geeky Binary Watch

Posted on Jul 13th, 2007 at 5:02 pm by in Misc Geek Stuff

Could any wristwatch scream GEEK more than a BINARY watch? I sooo have to have one of these babies. You get to totally impress your non-geek friends by deciphering the LEDs and giving them the correct time. Actually, even non-geeks could figure out the time but, hey, you don’t have to tell them the secret [...]

What is Bytchin.com?

Posted on Jul 13th, 2007 at 2:32 pm by in Misc Geek Stuff

Bytchin.com is a site devoted to showcasing the hottest…no…the coolest…no…the BYTCHINest geek gear online. Why are we focusing on geek stuff? Well, in case you haven’t noticed, Geeks are Hot! Bytchin Hot, in fact! And the best way to make sure your geekiness shines for all the world to see is to own some geek [...]

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